Posted by: richardpowell2013 | December 3, 2013

…….You might live in Iowa.

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Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Iowa.

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through
May, you might live in Iowa.

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and
they don’t work there, you might live in Iowa.

If you’ve worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you might
live in Iowa.

If you’ve had a lengthy telephone conversation with
someone who dialed a wrong number, you live in Iowa.

If ‘Vacation’ means going anywhere south of DES MOINES for
the weekend, you might live in Iowa.

If you measure distance in squares of farm land, you might live
in Iowa.

If you know several people who have hit a cow more than
once, you might live in Iowa.

If you have gone from ‘heat’ to ‘A/C’ in the same day and
back again, you might live in Iowa.

If you can drive 70 mph through 2 feet of snow during a
raging blizzard without flinching, you might live in Iowa.

If you install security lights on your house and garage,
but leave both unlocked, you might live in Iowa.

If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows
how to use them, you might live in Iowa.

If you design your kid’s Halloween costume to fit over a
snowsuit, you might live in Iowa.

If the I-80 speed limit is 70 mph — you’re going 90 and
everybody is passing you, you might live in Iowa

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes
are filled with snow, you might live in Iowa.

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still
winter and road construction, you might live in Iowa.

If you have more hours on your lawn mower, and snow blower
than miles on your car, you might live in Iowa.

If you find 10 degrees ‘a little chilly’, you might live in Iowa.

Sometimes you just got to laugh!:-)

Until next time…

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Responses

  1. Oh man this was awesome! Thank you Richard for the good laugh!!!


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